We overheard two guys discussing the white Triumph Tiger 1050 sitting near the door, and Jonathan mentioned that he had test driven a Buell Ulysses at Bumpus the day before. One of the guys huffed, and said “You mean you test drove a USE-less?”

Get it. USE-less…Ulysses. No, it’s not that clever, but I’m sure that guy thought it was.

Later after Jonathan and I had discussed how some people just have to feel like whatever they ride is superior to everything else, and look down on other brands, we saw that same guy put on his motorcycle helmet and ride off on this:

Seriously. You bad mouth one of the most real-world capable motorcycles on the planet, then you ride off on a … scooter. I would have at least figured you for a BMW rider.

You, my friend, have failed.